Be Boss and Bitch - start achieving your life goals today!

You've got ideas. So many ideas. You're coming up with new ideas all the time. Problem is, you never do anything about them.

Not only that, but you struggle to even get through the normal tasks you need to. We'll focus on new ideas because they're more fun, but what I'm going to tell you works for both.

If you’re anything like I was, you'll know what I mean. Sometimes great ideas appear in your mind like a glorious epiphany and then drift straight leaving barely a trace. Sometimes you talk about them with your friends, your family… you make a commitment to get them done. But nothing happens. Sometimes you even write them down, start planning, even take initial action. In the end though, they go nowhere.

Be your Bossy Best

This bit is what I've come to call being your own boss. Getting the great ideas, coming up with good strategy, you've even got the pitch nailed. The problem is that just like in real life, bosses need someone to carry out the actual work. Without anyone to actually do stuff, without staff, employees actual grafters… nothing happens.

I'm guessing you don't have staff. Fact is, you need to be your own bitch. You need to carry out the mundane tasks that go along with your plans. They're not going to action themselves.

Manage your Lazy Bitch

The boss stage is totally necessary, but you need to step up your management game. You bitch isn't as resourceful or as creative as you. Your boss self needs to tell your bitch self what to do.

Now, I'm not talking Sméagol and Gollum. You don’t have to look at your reflection in a swamp and chat away to yourself. You don't even have to dress up as anyone else. It's a lot less psycho than that.

No Room for Excuses

What you do have to do though, as boss, is set your bitch very clear tasks. You need to break tasks down to as low a level as needed. You know your bitch better than anyone, you know how they're lazy and unmotivated. You know that anything that can prevent action will prevent action. As boss you have to prepare their workload with this in mind. Identifying the mundane tasks and come up with a to-do list. 

When to be What

There's going to be times when you're naturally inclined to be a boss and other times you're going to be a bitch. Maybe you have great ideas when you're lying in bed, but are devoid of any genius in the morning - great, be your bitch in the morning. Maybe it's the other way round, maybe it's different days, after work, weekends, whatever works.

You'll know yourself though. You know, there are times when you just can't be bothered to think... That's when you need to be the bitch.

Ok, so that's the story, how do you actually do it? Well, here are the steps that I use. For most of them you even get to be the boss:

Step	Role	Action	Outcome
1	Boss	Come up with idea	Feel like a genius
2	Boss	Write it down	You're taking this seriously
3	Boss	Work out what needs to happen? Maybe track back from the end goal	You have a list of high level milestones
4	Boss	Breakdown the first milestone into tasks - shorter the better. You need to make it easy for your lazy bitch	You have a to-do list for your bitch
5	Boss	Identify when your bitch needs to get stuff done - set a reminder, include start/end time - your bitch will skive if not. This could be writing, researching, making phone calls, making a shopping list, checking for competition.	Calendar blocked out or alarm set. You've booked in time with your bitch
6	Bitch	Do the top task on the to-do list	Momentum!!
7	Boss	Review and reassign or move on to the next task	Progress!!!
8	Both	Go back to step 6 if your list is not completed	Starting to see real results
9	Both	Go back to step 4 if your milestones aren't completed	Changed the world

Get to it!! Achieve your goals

Now you know what to do… This is your chance, right now! Take an idea (I bet you've got a few bubbling round in your head). Write it down, have a think about the end point, what needs to happen. It doesn't have to be detailed, just high level. Get as much out of your head as possible. Put a list together and set a time for your lazy bitch to start working.

Live long and prosper crack on bitches

February 25, 2020 Tags : Change , Goals , Mindset

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